A funny Story from my youth

yeah theres was this one time where like teenage mutant ninja turtles was like out on the market ... and we had found this giant pack rat in the back yard of our building.
well some kid said it was splinter haha u know the rat who trained the ninja turtles to be ninjas ....

so we're all like these 4 ft tall (little kids) hahaha and that rat was this huge grey dusty swampy beast equivalent to a full grown cat

we're all gathered around it and my crazy cousin goes ... "ya'll better run, cuz imma do something crazy"

we looked at each other and then looked at my cousin, and by that time he had already grabbed the animal by its tail and swung it like a battle mace ... we all ran for the exit

8 of us crammed up... and all i remember seeing is this rat flying over head... I stopped as it flew over me and it covered the sun for a moment ... next i hear it crashing down hitting leaves and branches

the Rat came down on a crash landing and it fell on Lil' Afro Arie this kid who always had yellow fingers cuz he ate too much cheese doodles ... it knocked Afro Arie out for a few minutes and we gathered around him ... when he came to, he saw the rat next to him smiling at him, he freaked out and ran home ... that kid was never heard from again after that day.

this IS a true story and i'll never forget it haha